Because David Beckham is coming to America.
Okay, so yes, I know he’s a soccer player. But seriously … he’s b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. Like you wouldn’t make out with him. And Posh is coming with him … who doesn’t secretly love to sing the Spice Girls whenever their songs play. If you say no, you are lying.
It will be interesting to see how this plays out for Major League Soccer. His game might be waning, but he’s still the world’s most famous athlete.
In honor of this … welcome to America Mr. and Mrs. Hotness.