There were extra bagels and cream cheese this morning after a meeting here at my work. At first, I thought to myself, All right. Bagels.
And the extras were placed near my office space. Sweet! But then I inadvertantly became the Keeper of the Bagels. And I have now had to answer questions like:
“Are these the only flavors?”
“Is it okay if I just take half?”
“Should I put this back if I just buttered it by accident?”
While all of these rediculous questions are being asked, the various Bagel-takers have proceeded to touch and sniff and rip apart all of the bagels. Like a pack of hyenas emerging from all directions just leaving just some boring chunks.
I have lost all appetite for a free bagel now. Humanity, you have ruined my hopes for a yummy bagel this morning. Damn you.
(Upside to this, the little bagel girl cartoon i found is kind of cool.)